How to stick out in a crowd....Twice!!

Went to a fundraiser for the local nursery schools (decided to put the parasailing, hang gliding and wind surfing on hold and do something really adventurous!!) Once again I was the only white woman in attendance and since they were going to stare anyway I gave them something to stare at by having my face painted. The ‘artist’ was quite shocked when she said "next’ and I sat down. She mentioned that adults are never usually brave enough to get painted, but had overlooked that I was in serious need of some form of camouflage! She painted a star on one cheek (my face) and a butterfly on the other, but the butterfly was a mutant, it’s wings being reversed, small wings on top instead of the bottom. Sorry, no pictures of this work of art are available, well, OK, I’m not sorry at all, and if there were, they would have been destroyed!